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Never Talk to Yourself by: Christine Schnell

~Lalalalalala

Shutup I can't concentrate

~You shutup, I'm singing here.

You sing horribly, now let me work

~Nope, don't think so LALALALAALALALALa

Argh, come on please!

~You're doing it wrong.

No, I'm not.

~Yes you are, that doesn't go there.

Gah, just leave me alone ok.

~Nope, I'm telling you if you connect that-

Then the clock will set correctly, look, I've been doing this for years, I think I know what I'm doing.

~Yeah and I've been here doing it with you each of those times and that's why I know you're doing it wrong.

I'm Not doing it wrong!

~Oooohhh… Don't get mad, that will just make you lose your place.

Go away!

~Hey, aren't you worried about all those people?

No, now go away… The blue wire should go-

~To the timer.

What did I say? Now go.

~You know I can't go anywhere. I'm inside your head. I'll be here forever. LaLaLaaaaaaa…

Well then shut up and let me do my work. The blue wire....

~Haven't you heard talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity?

No, and I don't care.

~Well, I suppose you wouldn't, I mean you'd have to be insane to do your job.

I can't even do my job with you talking all the time.

~Look, I just want to help and I see the green wire is where the yellow is supposed to be and-

And it's perfectly fine. Now this blue wire-

BOOM!

Wow… Where am I? That bomb must have gone off by accident. The blue wire was going in the right place. Look at how beautiful it is up here. I told them all I'd go to heaven and those heathens didn't believe me. Now, for my reward and everlasting peace.

~You think it's that peaceful here? I mean it's nice but it's a bit too blue. I mean doesn't blue remind you of the wire and-

No! What are you doing in my head, go away!

~But I'm you, you didn't expect to come all the way up here and not have a part of yourself did you?

Yes, of course I did! You are evil! You are… Up here?

~You feel that too? I mean I thought it was nice how the clouds were racing below us but now they seem to be going up.

We're falling?

~It would seem that way.

To… That place?

~Come on it won't be that bad you'll have me.

Go to hell!

~Well, that's the general idea and it looks like you're coming with me.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo....



I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. Please send me any comments you might have, good or bad. Copyrighted 2009 by Christine Schnell. Go ahead and share it with others just keep my name with it.
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